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What We Do:

 

  • On-Call 24-hours

  • Campus Wellness Checks 

  • Searchs

  • ​Parking Lot Patrols

  • ​Write Rediculous Tickets 

  • Kick People Out of Academic Buildings

  • Steal Confiscated Material

  • ​Consulting

  • Social Media Protection 

  • Life Lessons

  • Internet Security

A BIT ABOUT US

We care very little for our students. We love to ruin nights here on campus and take our rage out for never finishing high school. 

Probelms?
Let us know, we dont care but go ahead anyway:
OR CALL: 1-309-575-0989

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